Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I burn big everyday, nothing but the BOMB, I dont cuddle, as soon as I get the nut I'm gone, Im in a class all… — Lloyd Banks
You should calm your man if you got love for him, before you see his ass flying of the roof like Nutzo in Above The… — Lloyd Banks
You ain't even almost rich, they f***** yo ass, like the models in my porno flicks. — Lloyd Banks
Lookin at my bitch she'll give yo ass a bone, lookin at my wrist it'll turn yo ass to stone. — Rick Ross
Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap! — Snooki
Bankhead nigga eatin octopus and swordfish, My whole clique gorgeous, say my name 'n forge it, Bake faggot-ass cliques full of Boy George's, They hate… — Young Dro
All we make is cash, Straight drop glass, Niggas try to jack it, we'll straight drop ass, Trunk on blast and our cars go fast,… — Young Dro
I'm not gonna get my ass kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his ass kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince. — Stone Cold Steve Austin
One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest… — Stone Cold Steve Austin
You can get your ass out of the ring while he announces my name, because my name is Steve Austin, and tonight for a very,… — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Austin 3:16 just Whooped your Ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about… — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Ill give your candy ass one big can of whoop-ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass! *About The Rock* — Stone Cold Steve Austin
You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon) — Stone Cold Steve Austin
You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
I don't know where the hell you're going but you better give yourself to the lord, or someone, because your ass is mine! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Hunter Hearst is always eating his little caviar I'm fixing to open a can of whoop-ass and see how he likes the taste of that! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Im gonna take this (object), shine it up real nice, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — The Rock
The Rock is going to lay the smack down all over your candy ass! — The Rock
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if yall dont like me you… — The Rock
The Rock is gonna go through HHH like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama! — The Rock
She got some mega ass I like the way she dancing. Now baby, is it bad If I just keep on glancing. — will.i.am
Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me,… — Damon Wayans
Ou better keep your mind on the real shit and fuck trying to get with these crooked ass hypocrites. — Ace Hood

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