Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Me and You Are Friends... You fight, I fight... You hurt, I hurt... You cry, I cry... You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss… — Kemis Khan
You really are a pain in the ass!! — Jhiess Krieg
This was a crazzy ass night. — Patience
If a girl understand your bullshit, sticks through your childish acts, care for you even when you've done jackshit for her! It's obvious she really… — London Mond
Because bitch, I'm not here to please your ass. — Patience
I get called annoying because I'm happy and positive, but hey, it's not my fault that you have a dick stuck up your ass. — Unknown Author
IF U WANT TO KICK THE TIGER ASS BECAREFULL OF HIS TEETH FIRST. — Jhiess Krieg
Sometimes I just wish u never jugde me but u cant jugde my okay cause I am not here to please your ass bitch — Mercedes
Every time that you get undressed I hear symphonies in my head I wrote this song just looking at you oh, oh Yeah the drums… — Jason Derulo
Guys! While your'e BUSY ignoring your lady, another guy is TRYING really hard to get her attention. While your'e too busy for her, another guy… — London Mond
This girl is on fire and nobody will bring there ass over here and say her so she going to be on fire nobody don't… — Mercedes
Swag dosent mean being a ass to girls — Mercedes
A ponytail will make you look like a horse's ass. — Green Monk
LAUGH YOU ASS OFF — Mercedes
Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass. — Rock Cowles
I have faith in the law of averages. Every day that I can remember, I awoke. I have little reason to believe that today will… — Rock Cowles
Shit movin but I ain't doin Bitches around screwin Feel crazy but ain't bruisin Girl chosin hate that taste mandarin Ass full o' tats listen… — Bandy
Don't hate me cause I am fucking cute and your ass is ugly — Mercedes Craighead
True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. — Green Monk
I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology. — Green Monk
When my friends are sad, I send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say oh sorry or well that sucks — Christine
After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand. I now have the… — Unknown Author
I hope you like butter, cause your ass is toast!! — Unknown Author
You may find me some times annoying, pain in the Ass or rude but then again its just me better be my self then faking… — Unkown
You can tell a lot about a person from what they purchase at Wal-Mart. My purchase says that I don't shower or wipe my ass. — Green Monk

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