"Last year the vet told me my dog……" — Rock Cowles

"Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass."

— Rock Cowles

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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.… — Jennifer Aniston
When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was… — Kanye West
The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It… — Sam Houston
I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan

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