Rock Cowles

All Rock Cowles Quotes

• Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. Any
• Youth: Time spent flip flopping between being lonely and wanting to be left alone. Adolescence
• A cunning linguist puts his money where his mouth is. Cunning
• Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass. Ass
• I like the way your smile takes up your whole face. Attitude
• Life is short, don't settle. Contentment
• The world is not cruel so much as indifferent. Cruel
• On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls. Attitude
• Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips? Attitude
• FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker the bears see… Approval
• I hate it when there is nothing on the Internet... Attitude
• You don't love people because of who they are or what might happen if you dont. You love them because of who you are. Caring
• I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making people laugh so… All
• Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three. Every Fat
• I liked what we had, I just didn't like having it with you. Bad Relationship
• Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth. Crystal
• If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it, its probably an… Afford
• Don't swallow the blue suppository. Blue
• When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we realize we had… Death
• So apparently, I didn't even know you had a birthday. is not a valid excuse for missing one. Apparently

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