All Rock Cowles Quotes
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Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy.
Any
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Youth: Time spent flip flopping between being lonely and wanting to be left alone.
Adolescence
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A cunning linguist puts his money where his mouth is.
Cunning
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Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass.
Ass
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I like the way your smile takes up your whole face.
Attitude
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Life is short, don't settle.
Contentment
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The world is not cruel so much as indifferent.
Cruel
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On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls.
Attitude
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Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips?
Attitude
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FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker the bears see…
Approval
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I hate it when there is nothing on the Internet...
Attitude
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You don't love people because of who they are or what might happen if you dont. You love them because of who you are.
Caring
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I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making people laugh so…
All
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Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three.
Every Fat
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I liked what we had, I just didn't like having it with you.
Bad Relationship
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Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth.
Crystal
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If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it, its probably an…
Afford
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Don't swallow the blue suppository.
Blue
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When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we realize we had…
Death
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So apparently, I didn't even know you had a birthday. is not a valid excuse for missing one.
Apparently
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