Best Rock Cowles Words
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There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the ukelele in my…
Atheism
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How can I tell if someone is pretty on the inside without looking in all of her orifices?
All
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Facebook: more verbicidal maniacs than you can shake a faggot at.
Facebook
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One of the great things about having your own invisible god is you can make him/her/it as big and grand as your little heart desires,…
Atheism
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What's the most interesting thing about me? Its a toss up between my frolicking, unconventional, and twisted mind and the way I use a chainsaw…
Beans
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Happiness in relationships is often a balancing act. You can't always just go after eye candy, follow your pants, or get tugged everywhere by your…
Act
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Welfare sucks, literally.
Big Brother
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For some men honor is more than a word, more than a way of life, it is more important than life. The ones who are…
Always Honorable
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Being happy with your obesity is about as intelligent as being happy with your seat on the railroad tracks. It might work for a brief…
Brief
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I think Liberals may tend to be more people oriented, whereas Conservatives are more task oriented. It makes Liberals look softheaded to Conservatives and Conservatives…
Ask
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Fixed income is my new least favorite oxymoron...
Favorite
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Is Dr. Atkins the Anti-Pasta?
Anti
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Is it Armageddon yet or did I miss it?
Armageddon
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I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she pees out of…
Girlfriend
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Just Because Im Arrogant Doesn't Mean That Im Not Better Than You!
Arrogance
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When all else fails, go back to bed. Repeat as necessary.
All
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It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers and boobs sticking…
Afterwards
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously.
Attitude
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Do Mega-Churches have Mega-Pastors?
Atheism
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I've been a Mensan over twenty years, yet I don't, as a rule, go through my day thinking I am smarter than the majority of…
Amazed
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I prefer open minds over like minds. Its part of that whole think for yourself thingy that I try to subscribe to.
Conformity
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Money may talk, but Debt screams like a horde of syphilitic banshees!
Banshees
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I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky trying…
Atheism
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I know the rules and have a clear conscience. I'm an atheist.
Atheism
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I unintentionally slaughter sacred cows in public venues and speak my mind even when I have lost it. I often open my mouth just to…
Censorship
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