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Wordplay Quotes by Rock Cowles
- A cunning linguist puts his money where his mouth is.
- Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass.
- Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three.
- I antagonize people wherever I go. I think it's a mirth defect.
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't push him in.
- If it wasn't for me, I wouldn't have anybody.
- My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it.
- I prefer popcorn over cop porn.
- How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which?
- Having another birthday year after year is getting old.
- I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick.
- The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker)
- I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half).
- How can I tell if someone is pretty on the inside without looking in all of her orifices?
- Facebook: more verbicidal maniacs than you can shake a faggot at.
- Is Dr. Atkins the Anti-Pasta?
- I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she pees out of…
- Just Because Im Arrogant Doesn't Mean That Im Not Better Than You!
- When all else fails, go back to bed. Repeat as necessary.
- It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers and boobs sticking…
- Live wrong and posture.
- If women were created from ribs then why do they taste like fish?
- You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not.
- Age is just a number... or three... or both.
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- Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five. — Benjamin Franklin
- Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. — George Bernard Shaw
- Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. — Mark Twain
- I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. — Oscar Wilde
- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. — Oscar Wilde
- Brevity is the soul of lingerie. — Dorothy Parker