Best Rock Cowles Sayings
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If it wasn't for me, I wouldn't have anybody.
Alone
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My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it.
Any
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Religion: A friend of a friend's brother's ex-girlfriend's dad's former classmate's boss's mother-in-law's co-worker's milkman's pen pal's, medicine man's babysitter's dog said... and that settles…
Atheism
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I have no clue what Plato was talking about when he said that the unexamined wife was not worth leaving. I don't even know whose…
Clue
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God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then I would have…
Atheist
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Good things come to those who wait in ambush.
Ambush
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Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else know how smart…
Cards
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Just because we are intelligent doesn't mean we have to act like it!
Act
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You never REALLY know anyone, just your perceptions and opinions of them.
Anyone
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The concept of throwing away votes is a lie. It only becomes true if you get enough people to believe it and be afraid they…
Afraid
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Pacifism only works for the protected.
Military
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Speak to inform, educate, entertain, and inspire, but first and foremost always speak the truth.
Advice
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I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist!
Art Bell
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I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular exercise, and plastic…
Aging
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I hate the whole Liberal mindset. It makes me nauseous and fearful for my child. I have nightmares about her being trampled by panicked Sheeple…
Becomes
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I prefer popcorn over cop porn.
Cop
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The biggest benefit of being highly intelligent that I've found is that when you look at other people like they're stupid you're usually right.
Benefit
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I believe in GOD. (GOD = Getting Over Dogma).
Atheism
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How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which?
Come Nobody
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Airborne pack their own chutes no matter who they pray to.
Airborne
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Is it just my imagination or are there a lot of Psychotic people in here?
Humor
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If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it in…
Appearances
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I'd have more money than Bill Gates if I could invent a snooze button for bladders.
Bill
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If hindsight is 20/20 why do we keep making the same mistakes and expecting different results?
Different Results
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You have a certain quality that is nearly irresistible. I think it's called Spank Appeal.
Appeal
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