Best Rock Cowles Quotes
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I know enough to know that I don't know what I don't know.
Humor
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No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion.
Computer
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Instant gratification isn't worth the wait.
Gratification
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I antagonize people wherever I go. I think it's a mirth defect.
Antagonize
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Why is it easier for some people to believe their ancestors were a clump of mud and a cannibalized body part, than apes?
Ancestors
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If it looks too good to be true its usually me!
Good
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Moderate is eunuch for wishy washy. True moderates don't have opinions and shouldn't be taking polls.
Eunuch
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I tried Viagra once. All it did was make me taller.
All
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Never, ever, ever call a lady cop Fatboy.
Call
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I've never claimed there is no god. I've simply stated I don't believe in one. The burden of proof is on those who postulate that…
Atheism
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I am grateful for the friends in my life and the life in my friends.
Cute Friendship
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People treat you exactly the way you teach them to.
Exactly
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I haven't killed anyone all day. Gimme a cookie. Now.
All
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I don't tolerate stupidity well although I am more than capable of it myself. Wait, what?
Capable
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't push him in.
Adages
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Thinking outside of the box is great, unless you happen to be a cat.
Box
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It's all about the ride. If I can enjoy myself, bring some degree of happiness to others, and leave things a little better than when…
All
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You get your cards, place your bets, and play the best game you can. The House always wins.
Always Wins
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We cease to exist every time we go to sleep. That break in awareness includes self-awareness. If you aren't there, you won't know what you…
Acceptance
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Its so easy to read into why people do things, to make assumptions, jump to conclusions, and to reduce people to the sum of their…
Actions
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I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense.
Communication
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Mensa taught me that intelligence is a gift, not a promise. Its a tool, like natural athleticism, that can waste away or be lost in…
Athleticism
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It is not circumstances, but attitude that dictates the quality of ones life.
Attitude
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If you play with zombies, expect to get bit.
Bit
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If Life was fair, we'd all be dead.
All
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