Getting Old Quotes

246 quotes by 219 authors

High-level, big-deal publicity has a way of getting old for me, but what never fails to thrill me is when I make personal appearances. — Joseph Barbera
Someone once said that you can make the choice between getting old and getting creepy, and I think getting old is the way to go. — Kate Beckinsale
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I… — Josh Billings
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. — George Burns
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. — Maurice Chevalier
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. — Agatha Christie
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired. — George Carlin
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner
I used to have a wild night with three women until 5am., but I am getting older. In the Olympic village here, I will live… — Alberto Tomba
Getting old ain't for the faint of heart. — Anthony Hopkins
Getting old is not for sissies, kid. — Frank Langella
Most men experience getting older with regret, apprehension. But most women experience it even more painfully: with shame. Aging is a man's destiny, something that… — Susan Sontag
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. — Joan Rivers
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. — Gypsy Rose Lee
Remember when you hear yourself saying one day that you don't have time anymore to read or listen to music or look at paintings or… — Susan Sontag
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. — Doug Larson
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it. — Joan Rivers
Then again, if the plant is slow growing, and you are getting older, you may want to start with a larger plant. I find myself… — Billy Cannon
I love being my age. I love getting older. What you lose in looks, you gain in wisdom. I might not be as physically beautiful… — Delvene Delaney
Some people are afraid of change and [feel] that getting older is a bad thing, but I really love maturing and gaining wisdom, and the… — Christina Aguilera

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