"You know you're getting old when work is……" — Joan Rivers

"You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work."

— Joan Rivers

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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…

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More Aging Quotes

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Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them. — Louis Armstrong
When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we… — Chinua Achebe
Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their… — Margaret Atwood
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. — Marcus Aurelius
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. — Lauren Bacall
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. — Francis Bacon
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator. — Francis Bacon

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