"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease……" — Jimmy Carr

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said… - Jimmy Carr

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty.""

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Ageing's alright, better than the alternative, which is not being here. — George H. W. Bush
As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times. — Orson Scott Card
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. — Billy Connolly
It's alright all of us all living saying 'oh well there's enough of us so we won't have anymore, don't… — John Lennon
They never sought in vain that sought the Lord alright! — Robert Burns
I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the… — Lee Kuan Yew
Sadly when I want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright, I have no… — Unknown Author
Keep your dreams ALIVE. No matter how hard it gets, no matter how many people talk about you; they're going… — Tyler Perry
If a person sings quietly to himself on the street people smile with approval; but if he talks it's not… — Edward Hoagland
Go away... I'm alright. — H.G. Wells
Don't worry chief, it will be alright. — Rudolph Valentino
As they were leading me up, I looked up and around the galleries and I could feel the whole Aboriginal… — Neville Bonner

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