"I was making out with this woman, and……" — Jason Segel
"I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'"
More Cute Quotes
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is… — Pietro Aretino
- These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. — Saint Augustine
- True love stories never have endings. — Richard Bach
- You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have… — Richard Bach
- Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
- Love is a game in which one always cheats. — HonorÈ De Balzac
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute… — Dave Barry
- I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals. — Lynda Barry