Jason Segel Quotes

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• My mother taught me to be nice to everybody. And she said something before I left home. She said, 'I want you to always remember… Always Remember
• Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise. Across
• I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually.… Adventure
• Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. Bear
• I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to… Askew
• I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of… Able
• If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. Area
• Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer. Bear
• I'm better looking in person. Better
• I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon. Been
• I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to… All
• There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big… Adult
• My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it. Belief
• For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame. Born
• Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got… Always Say
• I had what I think was a really good idea for the Muppet relaunch and I didn't have an organic idea ready for the sequel,… Good
• I think it would be fun to have Hillary Clinton as the mother. Clinton
• I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey,… Cute
• One of the great things about female nudity is that at least they have the comfort of knowing that men have all different kinds of… All
• Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was just… Comedy

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