Girlfriend Said Quotes
11 Girlfriend Said quotes by 11 unique authors
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Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
— Dorothy Allison
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
— Jimmy Carr
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My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.
— Gary Mule Deer
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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
— Emo Philips
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My Girlfriend said that I needed to figure out what I'm gonna do about my life And I need to fix myself. Then I said…
— Simpleman
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My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses look stupid and…
— Green Monk
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Lol, I love how my ex's used to brag saying 'We a couple' to many. I Google'd what couple REALLY meant. It said 'Two items…
— Evan Ceaser
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My girlfriend said to me, I will throw quarter to make you know that my family are not at home ... I spent the whole…
— Loeen
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
— Azgraybebly Joslan
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My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period.
— Nikhil Saluja
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My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand Canyon.
— Amit Verma
Who Wrote These Girlfriend Said Quotes
11 authors contributed a total of 11 Girlfriend Said Quotes as follows: