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• Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison
• My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr
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• My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of… — Emo Philips
• My Girlfriend said that I needed to figure out what I'm gonna do about my life And I need to fix myself.… — Simpleman
• My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses… — Green Monk
• Lol, I love how my ex's used to brag saying 'We a couple' to many. I Google'd what couple REALLY meant. It… — Evan Ceaser
• My girlfriend said to me, I will throw quarter to make you know that my family are not at home ... I… — Loeen
• My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her. — Azgraybebly Joslan
• My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja
• My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand… — Amit Verma

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