Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

My ass still fat. — Trina
Turn on the cameras start the freak show. This ass even make Black Rob say whoa. — Trina
I got a fat ass playa nigga can't pass up. Juvenile couldn't even back this azz up. — Trina
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist. Fat in the ass, do you want a taste? — Trina
And this black dude I called King Kong. He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue. — Lil Kim
You hot air ass bitch shoulda BEEN deflated. This ain't a championship fight, I BEEN the greatest. — Lil Kim
The King of the Ghetto ain't no punk mothafucka, I'll open my hand and slap mothafuckas, I guess they shouldn'ta been some stupid ass dumb… — Z-Ro
You Can Nod Ya Head To This Like Its Only A Track, But When The Bullets Hit Ya Ass Im Like, Its Only A Gat,… — Styles P
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack. — Dave Chappelle
Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation! — Jersey Shore
I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12. — Jersey Shore
Career woman with some goals, fuck the broke-ass hoes baby girl cause you look so sexy. — Twista
I was fucking this slut up in her dirty ass. Threw the rubber out the window as we drove past. — Insane Clown Posse
Benzo-lito - my Enzo-lito You front, I'm a I'm a shoot that ass like a frito. — Swizz Beatz
My only love is fo my guerillas and fo da cheddar! So all you mark ass nigga's get da fuck up outta dogde! Get ya… — Z-Ro
Ain't no tellin' when somebody tryin' to get me for my riches, I used to leave em in stitches, Now I leave they ass in… — Z-Ro
She liftin up her ass, and she drop it to the beat. She shakin it so fast, for the cash...Ching-a-ling . — Robin Thicke
I must say, Eminem is definitely the reason why I originally started rapping, like many other white kids my age. I also remember listening to… — Chris Webby
I believe I was in 8th grade with my friend Nick, who actually went on to produce for me and record my tracks throughout my… — Chris Webby
When I first went for a meeting with my management company, the guy in charge of the place, David Prince, said that it didn't really… — Chris Webby
My voice, flow, and rhyme schemes are completely different. Anyone who calls me an Asher Roth wannabe has no fucking idea what their talking about.… — Chris Webby
She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or white, And I'm like hmm, it looks like I'm gettin' ass tonight. — Chris Webby
The most bitch ass, flaugin ass so called rapper to ever touch da mic. — Soulja Boy
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine.… — American Dad
Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is… — American Dad

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