Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

The first we went to eat you know it transpired, I had to heat that ass up like a campfire. — Dom Kennedy
Pin the tail on his ass! — Kevin Hart
All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass. — Bare Naked Ladies
Complain about the future and blame it on the past, I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass. — The Eagles
You got red lips, snakes in your eyes, long legs, great thighs. You've got the cutest ass I've ever seen. — Queen (band)
Still you don't hear no cryin ass bitchin from me, like there seems to be on everybody's CD so just sit back and relax and… — Saliva
In the past I was known as a freak. Had no friends, picked on 'cause I was weak. Save my ass, I got into this… — Unknown Author
I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom. — Hank Moody
I'm dropping that hotter den drop it like its hot. Face down ass up, on some new shit. I'm out of control wit it. Dip… — Remy Ma
Cause her eyes and those hips and that ass. Dont compare, at all no. And at best, all they do is distract me but now,… — Miguel Jontel
I hope you know I pack a chain saw. I'll skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might… — Limp Bizkit
Do we always gotta cry? Do we always gotta be inside a lie? Life is just a blast movin' very fast. Better stay on top… — Limp Bizkit
Phew, youre gonna ruin me before I get to rock tonight, Ill take it easy though, only thing thats gonna get me half ass back… — Dimebag Darrell
A thug, a thrill, you as mean as the eyes. I wanna feel you, them big ass thighs. Your Prada dress or your Gucci bag… — Q-tip
I spit that gangsta rap forget that hip hop I bump them gangsta ass beats that make yo head bop. — C Murder
I have to pee out of my ass. — Nick Swardson
Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits… — Billy Madison
Acacia, Poplar Maple Spruce Cedar Elm Westside trees sprayin all the fleas that's from the three and four hundred block. P-Funk ridersso niggaz watch yo'… — DJ Quik
You looked up and you seen my niggaz comin and you looked like your bitch ass was bout to start runnin. — DJ Quik
Wack ass actor, movie script killer. Fool don't you know, Quik is still the nigga. Compton psycho, boy you oughta quit. Your records don't hit,… — DJ Quik
So when we cross paths and I hope that's soon. I'ma boot your motherfuckin ass to the moon. You need to quit bangin under false… — DJ Quik
Now I done sold my fuckin soul to the shit that I kick. While you groupie ass niggaz keep on ridin the dick. — DJ Quik
You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average everyday motherfucker. Slick like a snake cause I stuck ya. Now, I never had my dick… — DJ Quik
Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fuckin coward, tremblin like… — DJ Quik
Holdin up your hands and beggin for a pass. You lucky they didn't just to get to dumpin on yo' ass. — DJ Quik

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