Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Nigga, get money today, get some more tomorrow. 745 today, Benz Coupe tomorrow. Nigga, play with me today he'll read about his ex tomorrow. '07… — Rocko
Tell that bitch to give me kiss then I smack her on ass. Throw a stack at her and laugh. — Dolla
I know y'all saw me bust my ass tryna do a flip on stage....it's all good.. — Bobby Ray
What'chu shakin for killer? Ain't yo' ass a Guerilla? I can't hear you, screw this fool, let's get us a chinchilla. — D Block
Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Beaver KICKS ASS! - Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham
If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke! — Ralphie May
Im still trying to decide if hes a punk-ass bitch, or a bitch-ass punk. — Ralphie May
Same nigga, with the flow. Same nigga that'll spin a nigga's ass up, throw his ass in the trunk. I'm a representative, for the Assholes.… — Trae Tha Truth
Better give it up, when you hear the name Trae. When I hit the block in black, your ass better pray. Tell the five in… — Trae Tha Truth
If I die today, bury me in a dope ass watch! — Rick Ross
Fat boy on a diet, don't try it. I'll jack yo' ass like a looter in a riot. — Cypress Hill
My shit's fat, like a sumo, slammin dat ass. Leavin yo' face in the grass. Cause you know, I don't take a duro, lightly. Punks… — Cypress Hill
Wu-Tang Killerrr Bees on a swarm! Rain on ya dollar's ass, disco dorm! — Old Dirty Bastard
Now don't you hate them ole' lying ass hoes. Smiling in your face wearing her best friends clothes. — Lil Flip
I got the bomb weed, you know I'm blowin hella tokes. I got the good shit that leave you laid up on the floor. I… — Kottonmouth Kings
I love from butter pecan to blackberry molass. I don't discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass. — Big Pun
Bring a ref, you was the main player I had to bench you, and I showed yo ass how to ball, that Louie I bought… — Wiz Khalifa
Simple as that for your simple ass — Kid Cudi
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias
When,when you're in the club, get your ass on the floor. Them haters can't tell you nothing. — Dirty Money

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