Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs fighting… — RJ Berger
Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. — Beavis And Butthead
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. — Beavis And Butthead
Yo, can you beat Spiderman's ass? — Rob Dyrdek
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out… — Zoolander
Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass. — Draco Malfoy
Say WHAT? What you mean what you need ma? Yeah, you doing your thing ma. Ass crack is seen under ya jeans ma. Let me… — Unknown Author
Ha, I'm laughing at you dumbass niggas. Bitch, hiking ass gotta give you thumb ass niggas. I aint throw it away, I'm no bum-ass nigga.… — Tory Lanez
Dick in ass is as good as it gets — Unknown Author
Hoes tryna get money, tryna sell dat cat. Devil get yo ass away I don't pay for that. — Lil Boosie
Kiss my ass!! — Bob Marley
Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it. Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down. — Pulp Fiction
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so… — Pulp Fiction
You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it… — Pulp Fiction
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice… — Pulp Fiction
I'll fuck him in his ass. I fucked kids like him in the can in the ass. Fuckin' trying to break up my party. -Billy… — Goodfellas
Bite my colossal metal ass. — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Bite my red hot glowing ass. — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass! — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass! — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
When a woman buys a pair of shoes, she never looks at the shoe. She stands up and looks in the mirror, she looks at… — Christian Louboutin
Im a Bad Bitch ! I get cash without giving no ass ! — Unknown Author
The name is Krayzie, big bad ass bone. Wanted up north for all the gold that I stole. Along with some cash I even took… — Krayzie Bone
Leave in a cutlass sitting on some butnicks. lightskinned meat ass sitting in some buckets. — OJ Da Juiceman
My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football. Is fluffy gonna have to open up a can whop… — Gabriel Iglesias

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