"Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in……" — Zoolander
"Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! -Mugatu"
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30 Quotes by Zoolander
Zoolander has 30 quotes on this site.
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I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on…
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Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander
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Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Derek Zoolander
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Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander
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I friggin' worship you, man. -Hansel
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I'm not an ambi-turner. -Derek Zoolander
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Taste my pain, bitch! -Hansel
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Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants,…
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Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't…
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You is talking loco and I like it! -Hansel
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If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. -David Bowie
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More Ass Quotes
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one of 2,172 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
— Richard Burton
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
— Jennifer Aniston
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
— Kanye West
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
— Florynce Kennedy
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
— John Wayne
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
— Robert James Waller
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
— Sam Houston
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I hope you're all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
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