"In two decades I've lost a total of……" — Erma Bombeck
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Each of the bracelets I wear is from a long trip I've taken. One is from Nicaragua. One is from…
— Adam Braun
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My mother used to dress rather risqué when I was a kid, and that sort of shocked me. I always…
— Drew Barrymore
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The eternal God asks a favor of his bride: "Hold me close to your heart, close as locket or bracelet…
— Henry Suso
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Some artists want your money so they can buy Range Rovers and diamond bracelets, but I don't care about that…
— Lady Gaga
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What is Friendship, Definition of Friend, True Friendship - All about the meaning of true friends, what friendship means, meaning…
— Mark Vernon
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Like this. The wristbands you get at nightclubs next to all the bracelets? It's always the details that give me…
— Carine Roitfeld
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It takes all the fun out of a bracelet if you have to buy it yourself.
— Peggy Hopkins Joyce
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It was in the '80s, so I guess big hair and high bangs. And I had so many gummy bracelets!…
— Candace Cameron
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I know at one point I had bright red hair and I had bracelets from my wrist up to my…
— Mike Shinoda
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The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all…
— Unknown Author
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A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make…
— Sam Ewing
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I always have two bracelets on my right arm. One is a purple and white bracelet from a fan. I…
— Miley Cyrus
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