"A man can please his wife with a……" — Sam Ewing
"A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet."
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50 Quotes by Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing has 50 quotes on this site.
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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
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Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to…
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a…
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
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Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
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When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the…
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't…
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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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More Bouquet Quotes
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one of 69 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet.
— Anna Held
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The fascinating necessarily tends to call a certain attention to itself; the interesting need not. An evening spent with a…
— Louis Kronenberger
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A large, still book is a piece of quietness, succulent and nourishing in a noisy world, which I approach and…
— Holbrook Jackson
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...stories about [the German composer Johannes] Brahms's rudeness and wit amused me in particular. For instance, I loved the one…
— Arthur Rubinstein
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I loved downers, almost any kind. Loved the colors of them. Loved them yellow... I did. I would just have…
— Rosemary Clooney
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A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen,…
— Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet....
— William Safire
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The greatest act of love was to make a tape for someone. It was the only way we could share…
— Lavinia Greenlaw
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The practice of kindness is the daily, friendly, homely caring form of love. It is both humble-a schoolboy bringing his…
— Dawna Markova
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Miss Marilyn Monroe calls to mind the bouquet of a fireworks display, eliciting from her awed spectators an open-mouthed chorus…
— Cecil Beaton
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Even the disappointing diffusion of a sheer curtain can suggest the most colorful bouquet of unspeakable secrets.
— Chris Ware
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He lay back for a little in his bed thinking about the smells of food . . . of the…
— Evelyn Waugh
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