"Nobody's too fat - they're just too short." — Sam Ewing
"Nobody's too fat - they're just too short."
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50 Quotes by Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing has 50 quotes on this site.
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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
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Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to…
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a…
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
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When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the…
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't…
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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
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More Fat Quotes
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All fat women look the same; they all look 42.
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Nobody wants a fat lead singer.
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Americans like fat books and thin women.
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I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I…
— Drew Barrymore
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat…
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I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think…
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There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy…
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I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags…
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