"I lost 28 pounds in my divorce…because that's……" — Christopher Titus

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• People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking… — David Arquette
• A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood
• In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. — Lauren Bacall
• How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from… — Lucille Ball
• I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of… — Lucille Ball
• Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce. — Roseanne Barr
• When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even… — Monica Bellucci
• My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious… — Jack Benny
• Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting… — Valerie Bertinelli
• My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says,… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
• Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. — Ambrose Bierce
• Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who… — Bjork

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