Zoolander Quotes

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• I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.…
• Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander
• Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander
• Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Derek Zoolander
• Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander
• I friggin' worship you, man. -Hansel
• I'm not an ambi-turner. -Derek Zoolander
• Taste my pain, bitch! -Hansel
• Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make…
• Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.…
• You is talking loco and I like it! -Hansel
• If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. -David Bowie
• I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. -Maury Ballstein
• I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander
• Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out…
• Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it…
• It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! -Mugatu
• Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? -Mugatu
• How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek Zoolander
• Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! -Protestor

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