Zoolander Quotes

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• I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka
• I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit. -Katinka
• Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? -Hansel
• Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! -Hansel
• There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could…
• Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
• You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander
• I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. -J.P. Prewitt
• You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu
• Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER! -Mugatu

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