Your Ass Quotes

319 quotes by 264 authors

Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
Free your mind and your ass will follow — George Clinton
Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked. — Kevin Constantine
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Randall "Tex" Cobb
The secret to success is... is no secret. It's called work your Ass off and find a way to add more value to peoples lives… — Tony Robbins
Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats — Lil Wayne
You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you're dead. — Gary Vaynerchuk
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have… — Matt Stairs
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass. — Alicia Silverstone
making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in… — Robbie Robertson
Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say. — Rex Miller
Jim Fregosi was not only one of the most respected men in baseball, he was a great man. He was a player's manager. He had… — Lenny Dykstra
At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass. — Catherine Deneuve
Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass! — Tommy Lee
There's only three major elements. Air, land, which is your flesh and water, which is your blood. You're walking on a third of yourself. She's… — Eddie Griffin
Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of crawling around with… — Mel Gibson
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! — Nick Offerman
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know… — Richard Pryor
What does it take to be aÂ successful entrepreneur? It takes willingness to learn, to be able to focus, to absorb information, and to always… — Mark Cuban

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