Famous Your Ass Quotations
319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors
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If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that mean you are…
— Glen Rambharack
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If I wasn't saving to get myself a Wii fit, I would fuck your ass up.
— Shane Dawson
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I got these haters hot, like global warming. But I swang without warning get in your ass like that charmin.
— Riff Raff
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You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.
— Nikhil Saluja
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When life sweeps you on your ass,get yourself a bigger broom.
— Wanda Samples
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With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all
— Nikhil Saluja
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I hate two face ass bitches.If your ass have something to say to me bitch tell me in my face not behind my fucking back…
— Alexandria Watson
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Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Good Friend are so hard to find in this world . Thats why I continue to hang around with your ass
— Salma Rodriguez
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A true friend is the one who never hesitate to help,encourage,inspire and support you but will kick your ass off if you made a mistakes…
— Regina Malabago
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Never wear your welcome out by going over your friend house all the time ,give space sometimes, if not they will get tire of seeing…
— Frenchqueen
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The only best friend you need is GOD the rest of this world can kiss your ass...
— Frenchqueen
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To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you shit.
— Asking Alexander
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Hate when I'm around old people in they say pull up them pants...I can see your ass...im like damn bitch u dont hear me saying...pull…
— IG:caonte_2_funny
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Take your lies, excuses and fake apologies, and shove it up your ass.
— SONYA PARKER
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Wow this really works! 1. stick a cactus up your ass!
— Jugi Steady
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236 authors contributed a total of 319 Your Ass Quotes, led by these top contributors: