Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

If ur a snitch ur a bitch it your a pussy ur a wussy dnt fuck wit me or your ass will be kicked follow… — Unknown Author
Shit will always happen, so after it happens, wipe your ass and go forward — Khutso JayTee Matjee
That akward moment when you put your phone next to you when your taking a shit and as your wiping your ass, you look down… — Unknown Author
Ain't nothing for free so get your ass up. My partner said if we dont speed then they might pass us. — Big Krit
Loving so much I'm in pain, why you'd think I'm playing a game is insane, I'll die in vain. I'd pass just to see your… — Massmurder
I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the… — Scary Movie
Look, my boyfriend will be here soon. He's black and he'll kick your ass! -Drew Decker — Scary Movie
Depression is a mind state.... SNAP out if it and get off your ASS!! I did. — Mishe Pierce
Don't play someone your just playing with their heart and their emotions,So don't feel bad whem karma plays with your ass — Unknown Author
Being bullied is like sticking a dick up your ass , it hurts like hell ... — Unknown Author
You breaks me , I'll breaks your ass* ! — TheTowraMowra
You Lucky I Dont Kill Your Ass , But You Can Still Get Pistol Whipped ! — Deezy Da Dreadhead
I was a bouncer for nine years, it was all I knew how to do, and my training was not to talk loosely...That's still my… — Vin Diesel
If you sick and you get me sick we have a problem. If you sick, stay your ass at home, dont come up in my… — Colonbrittany53@yahoocom
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass. — Andy Samberg
You kick me... I'm kicking your ass! — Big Black
The rule when you get older, it really is a choice between your ass and your face. Its a little cellulite on the booty or… — Milla Jovovich
You cannot run and scratch your ass at the same damn time. — Anas Alobobo
It's mighty funny that I get a txt saying your tired and going to bed but after saying gn I see your ass online! — Nikkileigh321
He's got swag and I have class, the biggest difference is he only wants your ass. I'll put a ring on your finger, when he's… — David Ramos
In life you'll always fall & through each one of those falls you'll learn something new. But always remember when you fall, learn to always… — Unknown Author
Lifestyle encompasses top-notch watches. Rolexes anonymous shit I'm copping. Ask her has she been around duffle bags full of that fuck you cash. Get off… — Unknown Author
Pass that, not you, you hold cracks in your ass crack. I never did that, my sock's where my stash was at. — Unknown Author
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth — Benjamin Dm
I like my hands. They're certainly scarred up, but they're wormy. They're knuckly. They're hands that have done stuff, and they're not going anywhere. It's… — Hilarie Burton

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