Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that mean you are… — Glen Rambharack
If I wasn't saving to get myself a Wii fit, I would fuck your ass up. — Shane Dawson
I got these haters hot, like global warming. But I swang without warning get in your ass like that charmin. — Riff Raff
You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
When life sweeps you on your ass,get yourself a bigger broom. — Wanda Samples
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja
I hate two face ass bitches.If your ass have something to say to me bitch tell me in my face not behind my fucking back… — Alexandria Watson
Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here. — Nikhil Saluja
Good Friend are so hard to find in this world . Thats why I continue to hang around with your ass — Salma Rodriguez
A true friend is the one who never hesitate to help,encourage,inspire and support you but will kick your ass off if you made a mistakes… — Regina Malabago
Never wear your welcome out by going over your friend house all the time ,give space sometimes, if not they will get tire of seeing… — Frenchqueen
The only best friend you need is GOD the rest of this world can kiss your ass... — Frenchqueen
To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you shit. — Asking Alexander
Hate when I'm around old people in they say pull up them pants...I can see your ass...im like damn bitch u dont hear me saying...pull… — IG:caonte_2_funny
Take your lies, excuses and fake apologies, and shove it up your ass. — SONYA PARKER
Wow this really works! 1. stick a cactus up your ass! — Jugi Steady

Who Wrote These Your Ass Quotes

236 authors contributed a total of 319 Your Ass Quotes, led by these top contributors: