Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

When I get married, divorce is not an option. You mad? Take your ass in the room and calm down, cause we gone work this… — Unkown
I'm sorry.I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!! — Young Siddiq Prince
Yoga pants are just push-up bras for your ass. — Amanda Roberts
Shake my hand respect, Shake a girl get loose respect, Shake a baby fuck respect, get your ass fucked up !!! — Kevin Mccarty
The dude you fight every girl over for today is same motherfucker who leaves your ass for the next door bitch tomorrow. — Kola Deng
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi
If You Are Talking Bullshit About Me Than Make Sure Tht Your Hands Are On Your Ass !! Bitch I'll Fuck Your Ass In No… — Karal
The people who send you game requests.... WE DONT WANT THEM SO GO SHOV'EM UP YOUR ASS! xD — David Jesus Torres
Life is a gamble, dyin' is your best bet. Got a scope on the pistol, give your ass fresh breath. — Lil Wayne
Don't bend over backwards for a person that's never there for you UNLESS you're bending over for them to kiss your ass. — Sonya Parker
Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat , and… — Ritu Ghatourey
Once you show your ass, it may be hard for people to look you in the face — Aimee Vernon
Fuck her on the floor before we make it to the bed. Switch your ass really comes started from the bottom, yes lord. — Drake
I May be a bitch, but I got class you fuck with me I'll kick your ass so all you hoes who think your cool… — Fantasia
Whatever your eyes see so do your mind think it into a word that will get your ass whoop! — Frenchqueen
If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my… — Unkown
Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow — Vishak
Shit happens, you just wipe your ass and move on. — Nishan Panwar
The more you start drama the more you going to get your ass whoop at the end...big mouth peoples always loose.... — Frenchqueen
Welcome to my little sanctuary you've been looking so good all day and you really got a nigga pretty anxious baby better call your boss… — Trey Songz
If someone wants you for your ass, thighs, or breasts, send them to KFC, you're a lady, not a cheap value meal. — Kalsie Snyder
Bitch fuck you I got class ,hurt me once ill kick your ass ,and you think your so cool just remember bitchs rule! — Brits White
That Awkward moment when you plan to study like almost hol-Niht for to-morrows exams and yet the power goZ of so you gat to sleep… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
I dont have time to talk I will just knock your ass out like Tyson — French
Male: ladies first *so I can stare at your ass while you walk past* — Tamika-leeigh

Who Wrote These Your Ass Quotes

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