Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

I never have dinner with the President and when I see your ass again, I'll be hesitant. — Ice Cube
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass! — Kevin Hart
You rise as high as your dominant aspiration, you descend to the level of your lowest concept of yourself. Free your mind and your ass… — Funkadelic
I hope you know I pack a chain saw. I'll skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might… — Limp Bizkit
Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits… — Billy Madison
Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fuckin coward, tremblin like… — DJ Quik
Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad… — Juno (The Movie)
What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again. - John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. -Frank Vitchard — Anchorman
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. — Beavis And Butthead
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out… — Zoolander
Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it. Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down. — Pulp Fiction
Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
Better give it up, when you hear the name Trae. When I hit the block in black, your ass better pray. Tell the five in… — Trae Tha Truth
When,when you're in the club, get your ass on the floor. Them haters can't tell you nothing. — Dirty Money
I'm gonna nail your ass! — Cedric The Entertainer
If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call. — Unknown Author
So when I think of the time that I almost loved you. You showed your ass and I saw the real you. — Beyonce
Can't deal with this relationship but this what you asked for ask for them pictures of them b*tches, shit I probably wouldn't be with them.… — Wiz Khalifa
Bring the rap you was the main player I had to bench you. When I showed your ass how to ball that Louie I bought… — Wiz Khalifa
Your mind dont match what your ass got but cheer up, you gotta be your own mascot. — J. Cole
Grove street, blood with two deep. Dont get your ass deep, dont get your ass deep. — Waka Flocka
Sometimes life knocks you on your ass... get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal… — Steve Maraboli
Ooooh, girl your ass is superthick. Lotta chicks off in this club and you the baddest in this bitch. — Wiz Khalifa

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