Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder… — Lenny Bruce
If you got up on the bandstand at Minton's and couldn't play, you were not only going to be embarrassed by the people ignoring you… — Miles Davis
In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood,… — Diablo Cody
While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these… — Bruce Sterling
This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass. — Nagwa Fouad
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet… — Mitch Hedberg
The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked. — Mark Twight
Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her. Some designers cut… — S. Bear Bergman
Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping. — Merlin Mann
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. — Leonard Cohen
If it is wisdom you're after, you're going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading. — Charlie Munger
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless. — Eminem
I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk. — Oscar Wilde
Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass… — Unknown Author
They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y'all down here. Look at his face. I don't care if you're… — James Toney
Everybody saying Guerrero, I'll really turn your ass into a real ghost. — Adrien Broner
As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't… — Jim Butcher
Put your ass where your heart wants to be. — Steven Pressfield
New York, it was an adult portion. It was an adult dose. So it took a couple of trips to get into it. You just… — Levon Helm
Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off. — Bob Hicok
What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about. — Larry Winget
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you — Bill Maher
You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody — Dominick Cruz
The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over. — Ryan Holiday

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