Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa, or as Latrice would say, the homeland. — Sharon Needles
Take the years when you’re young – say, between the ages of fifteen and thirty-five, before you have a mortgage or kids or anything else… — Kelly Cutrone
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman… — Homer
Work your ass off. Don't be an asshole. — Stefan Sagmeister
Eat you inside out like stress...You hear my voice, you see my face, you know my name / I take it out your ass and… — Keith Murray
When I do photo shoots for men's magazines, I don't do lingerie, I don't do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for young women, setting… — Meagan Good
That's a bust your ass shot through and through. — Joe Teti
If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass. — Tori Amos
To all those whove tried to belong, and just didnt fit inyou are loved. To all those whove tried to stand out and be heardyoure… — Gerard Way
Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black
If you're deaf, dumb, and blind to what's happening in the world, you're under no obligation to do anything. But if you know what's happening… — Assata Shakur
Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up. — John Marston
It’s hard to kiss the lips at night/That chew your ass out all day long. — Rodney Crowell
Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass! — Unknown Author
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis
One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like… — Jerry Seinfeld
The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you make there's always… — Harold Robbins
Where you want to be is always in control, never wishing, always trading, and always first and foremost protecting your ass. That's why most people… — Paul Tudor Jones
Capitalism, Socialism, Fascism, Communism, the Free-Market .... What good are these approaches for? These attempts are made by men who are cerebral insufficient. I'm trying… — Jacque Fresco
Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass. — Charlie Munger
A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest. — Royce Gracie
If someone says there's a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I'm going to move them. — Ryan Buell
I've wanted to feel pleasure to the point of insanity. They call it getting high, because it's wanting to know that higher level, that godlike… — Anthony Kiedis
If you're afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you're not really fit to advocate for them. — James Carlos Blake
The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads. — James K. Morrow

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