Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped. — Queen Latifah
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line. — Frank Zappa
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a… — Bill Hicks
I'll break your face, have your ass mumbling to the jay, you going against me dawg you makin a mistake. I'll split your wig and… — Curtis Jackson
You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. — Eminem
Owning a business is NOT about working your ass off for the sake of trying to squeeze out a living. It is NOT about making… — Mike Michalowicz
No intelligent man has ever lost a fight to someone who said 'I'm gonna kick your ass'. — Rory Miller
You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things. — Warren Zevon
It's about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer. — Jason Ellis
You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass. — Soa Palelei
Jiu-Jitsu for sure will save your ass, one way or another. Not necessarily a physical fight but also being able to deal with yourself, know… — Kron Gracie
If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass it ain't in… — Ozzy Osbourne
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. — Ernest Hemingway
The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But… — Alice Walker
Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction. — William S. Burroughs
Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro,… — Jerry Maguire
It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth... ...when your head is up your ass. — Unknown Author
I want to be a pharmacist. Just so I can yell Now take your suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass! — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up. — Nikhil Saluja
Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment. — Nikhil Saluja
Swear to god anyone hurts my best friend (tay) ill find your ass and kill you — Unknown Author
Lmfao here you go.. I wrote something really funny so if u could read it correctly your gonna laugh your ass off hard... Your welcome… — Gangsta
Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl you're dating? Cause last time I checked, work… — Unknown Author
Your Ass Must Get really Jellous at the amount 'SHIT that comes out of your Mouth ! — Jessie 121
When he grabs your ass while he's kissing you. — Maggie

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