Your Ass Quotes

319 Your Ass quotes by 236 unique authors

You don't need a bus pass/ You need to bust your ass — Lil Wayne
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because… — Gary Busey
If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you'll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic… — Scott McCloud
When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.' — Jay Maisel
Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care. — Thomas Pynchon
Kobe was hell-bent on surpassing Jordan as the greatest player in the game. His obsession with Michael was striking. When we played in Chicago that… — Phil Jackson
If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's… — Charlie Munger
I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me. — Mark Cuban
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! — Dwayne Johnson
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive. — Dwayne Johnson
For sure, they don't teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks overnight was nothing… — Chuck Palahniuk
Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or… — Jodi Picoult
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows… — Dwayne Johnson
There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up. — Jim Ross
I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your ass. You know? — Mike Tyson
If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass — Larry Merchant
The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like… — Jerry Pournelle
Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done. — John Dufresne
There's a phrase, "sitzfleisch", which means just plain sitting on your ass and getting it done. Just showing up for work. My uncle Raphael was… — Peter S. Beagle
If you could use your brain like you use your ass... — Alice Cooper
Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out? — Waylon Jennings
Why you got your ass on your shoulders? — Busta Rhymes
If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line. — Nick Nolte
Who you going to tell when the repercussions spin, showing off your ass because you think it's a trend. — Lauryn Hill
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up. — The Notorious B.I.G.

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