Mugatu Quotes
- Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make… — Zoolander
- Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out… — Zoolander
- Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it… — Zoolander
- It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! -Mugatu — Zoolander
- Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? -Mugatu — Zoolander
- Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! -Protestor — Zoolander
- You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu — Zoolander
- Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER! -Mugatu — Zoolander