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• Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
• I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
• A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
• If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
• I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.… — Jennifer Aniston
• When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
• I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was… — Kanye West
• The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
• Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
• Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
• We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It… — Sam Houston
• I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan

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