All Cedric the Entertainer Quotes
- Politics move, as fast as Twitter, and for everyone to think that in four years America was going to be perfect is ridiculous. America
- I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it. Anyone
- It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love. Big
- Ive been blessed to have a long career. Been
- I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have… Actor
- We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and the… Audience
- Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed altogether. 'Cuz we run. Nigga, we run when we see… All
- I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then… Ass
- Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer. Bad
- Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought Lovita a real nice rolex… Bought
- I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out! Boyish
- I'm gonna nail your ass! Ass
- LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey - View Quote Details on LETS COUGH... Cheese
- There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk… Angeles
- Fuck Jesse Jackson! Fuck
- Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk… All
- Knock his college ass out! Ass
- See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In… All
- This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something! Cornerstone of the neighborhood!… All
- Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd… Any