"Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop?……" — Cedric The Entertainer
"Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk straight? We can't talk straight nowhere else. You know, this ain't nothin' but healthy conversation, that's all."
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Cedric The Entertainer
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36 Quotes by Cedric The Entertainer
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Politics move, as fast as Twitter, and for everyone to think that in four years America was going to be…
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I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing…
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It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.
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Ive been blessed to have a long career.
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I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for…
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We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are…
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Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed altogether. 'Cuz we run. Nigga,…
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I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just…
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Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric…
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Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought…
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I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before…
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I'm gonna nail your ass!
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