Barbershop Quotes

17 Barbershop quotes by 15 unique authors

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. — Rowan Atkinson
The dream is not a map. A poem is not the territory. The dreamer reclines in a barbershop carpeted with Afro turf. In the dark some soul yells. It hurts… — Harryette Mullen
There is no bad day that can’t be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain and simple. — Aldous Huxley
I like all paintings. I always look at the paintings, good or bad, in barbershops, furniture stores, provincial hotels. I'm like a drinker who needs… — Pablo Picasso
I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man. — Ned Beatty
I was at the Apollo Theater all the time, skipping school, and I worked in a barbershop. That's how I started with doo-wop. Now I've… — George Clinton
My family was very encouraging, and both of my grandparents were both beautiful singers. My grandmother was a coloratura soprano, and my grandfather was an… — Clare Bowen
I think of fans like a barbershop. I want that debate. — Pitbull
He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and with… — Hunter S. Thompson
When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop. — Tracy Morgan
My grandfather was in a barbershop quartet and my grandmother was in a gospel quartet with her sisters. — Kevin Richardson
Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk… — Cedric The Entertainer
This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something! Cornerstone of the neighborhood!… — Cedric The Entertainer
There is no bad day that cant be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain and simple. — Aldous Huxley
Summer of '93. I spent that summer shooting a movie on eight millimeter video with two of my best friends, who made me audition for… — Michael Ealy
Only at my barbershop will you see a guy selling bootleg DVDs & handbags while a Katy Perry song plays in the background. — Tahj Mowry
I had been a huge fan of the Barbershop films and was really excited they're finally doing the female version. — Mena Suvari

Who Wrote These Barbershop Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 17 Barbershop Quotes as follows: