"Your services might be as useful as a……" — Rowan Atkinson
"Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine."
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64 Quotes by Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Atkinson has 64 quotes on this site.
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Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.
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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a…
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The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule,…
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I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be…
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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things…
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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for…
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The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.
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But, actually, so many of the clerics that I've met, particularly the Church of England clerics, are people of such…
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I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a…
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I suddenly think the job of acting is a difficult one. It's not as flip, irrelevant and shallow a calling…
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I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.
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More Barbershop Quotes
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one of 17 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The dream is not a map. A poem is not the territory. The dreamer reclines in a barbershop carpeted with Afro turf. In the…
— Harryette Mullen
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There is no bad day that can’t be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain…
— Aldous Huxley
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I like all paintings. I always look at the paintings, good or bad, in barbershops, furniture stores, provincial hotels. I'm…
— Pablo Picasso
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I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet…
— Ned Beatty
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I was at the Apollo Theater all the time, skipping school, and I worked in a barbershop. That's how I…
— George Clinton
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My family was very encouraging, and both of my grandparents were both beautiful singers. My grandmother was a coloratura soprano,…
— Clare Bowen
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I think of fans like a barbershop. I want that debate.
— Pitbull
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He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop.
— Tracy Morgan
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My grandfather was in a barbershop quartet and my grandmother was in a gospel quartet with her sisters.
— Kevin Richardson
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Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop,…
— Cedric The Entertainer
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This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means…
— Cedric The Entertainer
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