"I like them cute, round tits and fat……" — Luke the Evangelist
"I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses."
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Luke the Evangelist
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14 Quotes by Luke the Evangelist
Luke the Evangelist has 14 quotes on this site.
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And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in…
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And he said, Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and…
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For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of…
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And so I tell you, keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and…
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Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.
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The coming of the kingdom of God cannot be observed, and no one will announce, 'Look, here it is,' or,…
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Take care to guard against all greed, for though one may be rich, one's life does not consist of possessions.
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To you who hear I say, love your enemies,do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you,pray…
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We are unprofitable servants, we have done what we were obliged to do.
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Your faith has saved you; go in peace.
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Wisdom is vindicated by all her children.
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Love your enemies, do good to them that hate you
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
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I hope you're all Republicans.
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