Ass Quotes

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Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses. — Mark Rippetoe
You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are… — Joan Severance
Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass… — Avery Johnson
If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass. — Miley Cyrus
The men who have gotten women pregnant need to be accountable if we are. If we are going to jail, the men are coming too.… — Neko Case
Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet — Dwayne Johnson
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. — Leonard Cohen
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them. — Charles Bukowski
A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass — Thomas Merton
If it is wisdom you're after, you're going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading. — Charlie Munger
Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself. — Charles Bukowski
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless. — Eminem
Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious. — Andy Hargreaves
My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it. — Jenni Rivera
A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while… — Mira Grant
What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that. — Lilith Saintcrow
I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk. — Oscar Wilde
If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it,… — Ashly Lorenzana
Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass. — Pablo Picasso
My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to… — Gene Simmons
I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for? — Eddie Van Halen
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep. — Alexander Hamilton
In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged:… — Molly Ivins
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. — Jim Carrey
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" — Eddie Murphy

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