Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I'm not much of a revenge person, because I think when you start with revenge it cheapens what you've been through. My rule is to… — Sophia Bush
You should get a glass stomach. That way you won't have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass! — Unknown Author
There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send their ass to… — Ice Cube
Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom's best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had… — Marla Sokoloff
You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. — Donald Trump
Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time… — Bill Maher
I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.' — Andy Roddick
Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank. — Bob Gunton
You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling… — Chael Sonnen
When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa, or as LatriceÂ would say, the homeland. — Sharon Needles
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same. — George Pelecanos
I'm so excited that my label Rocker Records has partnered with Cleopatra Records to put out this collection of RARE and UNIQUE kick ass rock… — Unknown Author
I find that rock climbing is the finest, most healthiest sport in the whole world. It is much healthier than most; look at baseball, where… — John Salathe
If you ask Jim Courier, I mean, that guy has his tongue up (Roger Federer's) ass, I think...you know, the whole time when you actually… — Tommy Haas
Take the years when youâ€™re young â€“ say, between the ages of fifteen and thirty-five, before you have a mortgage or kids or anything else… — Kelly Cutrone
You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it. — Taylor Mali
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass. — Michael J. Fox
You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want to blame somebody… — Charles Manson
But I do think the idea that basic cooking skills are a virtue, that the ability to feed yourself and a few others with proficiency… — Anthony Bourdain
If you touch me, I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the ability to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how bad… — Richelle Mead

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