Ass Quotes

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You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it. — Taylor Mali
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass. — Michael J. Fox
You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want to blame somebody… — Charles Manson
But I do think the idea that basic cooking skills are a virtue, that the ability to feed yourself and a few others with proficiency… — Anthony Bourdain
If you touch me, I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the ability to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how bad… — Richelle Mead
I've whipped the Harvard graduate's ass. Nothing against Harvard - it's a hell of a school - but there I was, twenty five yards behind,… — Don King
There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass. — Neville Cardus
One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding… — Satchel Paige
Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_. — Edward Abbey
Generally speaking, it's a matter of only mild intellectual interest to me whether the earth goes around the sun or the sun goes around the… — Edward Abbey
One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings, is, that nature disapproves it, otherwise, she would not so frequently… — Thomas Paine
We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books are to remind us what… — Ray Bradbury
It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic.… — Karl Marx
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman… — Homer
The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass — Thom Yorke
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke
A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver — Khaled Hosseini
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you. — Roger Zelazny
These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything… — Mike Tyson
The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still… — Bill Maher
Achieving meaningful goals requires that you commit your entire ass, not just one cheek. — Steve Pavlina
Everything is going killer. It's loud and dirty and everything that people expect from DOPE . This situation is nothing new for any of us… — Unknown Author
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab… — Ellen DeGeneres
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without… — Charles Bukowski
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a… — Tina Fey

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