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We just got our ass beat by a much better team. It happens once in a while. Does every team win every game? — Bobby Knight
I tell you what really fries my ass. When somebody gets on me for the way I look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I may be overweight.… — Bobby Knight
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper
We're grown ass men, you don't need to be falling all over the place. — Kobe Bryant
In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking… — Charles Bukowski
I am one of those people who can't help getting a kick out of life - even when it's a kick in the teeth. — Polly Adler
That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down. — Evelyn Waugh
Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats — Lil Wayne
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate. — William James
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something… — H. L. Mencken
It is in the name of Moses that Bellarmin thunderstrikes Galileo; and this great vulgarizer of the great seeker Copernicus, Galileo, the old man of… — Victor Hugo
You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you're dead. — Gary Vaynerchuk
In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it. — Erwin Rommel
Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Unknown Author
The first billion is a helluva lot harder. — T. Boone Pickens
I wish you all had one neck that I had my hands on it. — Carl Panzram
The eyes healed in a matter of a few days, as eyes heal quickly, mine just heal faster than anybody else. I was back in… — Don Frye
Yes... a bulletproof vest. — Unknown Author
We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen. — Unknown Author
When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell! — William Halsey

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