Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

You better get busy living, because dying's a pain in the ass. — Frank Sinatra
After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both. — Mila Kunis
Love is nothing but a pain in the ass — Ava Gardner
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any… — Eddie Murphy
Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take… — Eddie Murphy
Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of crawling around with… — Mel Gibson
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! — Nick Offerman
Bite your teeth into the ass of life. — Ian Holm
Kiss my ass and my anusâ€™cause itâ€™s finally famous — Nicki Minaj
Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is… — Demetri Martin
The leadership class of the Republican Party is a conservative Christian loony bin [. . . .] The leadership of the Republican Party are a… — Alec Baldwin
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role… — Tia Carrere
Women have been kicking ass for centuries. — Yancy Butler
I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass. — Aisha Tyler
Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the… — Aisha Tyler
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know… — Richard Pryor
CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? Thatâ€™s preposterous. Girls donâ€™t like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The… — CM Punk
I never had the slightest difficulty with a fellow actor. Not until One, Two, Three. In that picture, Horst Buchholz tried all sorts of scene-stealing… — James Cagney
Zoe Saldana is such an angel. Sheâ€™s got such an openness and vulnerability on camera and yet such great strength. She can kick ass with… — Zachary Quinto

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