Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting we just didn't… — Antoine Fuqua
God can use the jawbone of an ass! — Winkie Pratney
Whether it's food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to… — Eddie Huang
If someone says there's a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I'm going to move them. — Ryan Buell
I'd like to say I'm ready to kick ass and show the guys how it's done. But I'm not here to prove anything about being… — Lyn St. James
I'd like to think that when I sing a song, I can let you know all about the heartbreak, struggle, lies and kicks in the… — Ray Charles
Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a… — Dennis Miller
I've wanted to feel pleasure to the point of insanity. They call it getting high, because it's wanting to know that higher level, that godlike… — Anthony Kiedis
You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If… — Paul Heyman
Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world,… — Steve Almond
There is no logical reason to believe in God. There are emotional reasons, certainly, but I cannot have faith that nothing is something simply because… — Andrew Davidson
If you're afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you're not really fit to advocate for them. — James Carlos Blake
If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always… — James Carlos Blake
Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a ten-dollar hooker around,… — S.M. Stirling
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs. — Thomas Sydenham
The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads. — James K. Morrow
I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000… — J. Michael Straczynski
I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world. — Mike Shinoda
One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in the ass for… — Elizabeth Berg
I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach… — Zach Braff
I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it? — Zach Braff
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song... — Zach Braff
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass? — Spider Robinson
Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass. — Dante Alighieri
You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal. — Dante Alighieri

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