Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped right on it… — Phil Esposito
You will have a growing knack for gravitating toward wilder, wetter, more interesting problems. More and more, you will be drawn to the kind of… — Rob Brezsny
Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder… — Lenny Bruce
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of… — Hiromu Arakawa
I'm only interested in working on records that legitimately reflect the band's own perception of their music and existence. If you commit yourselves to that… — Steve Albini
I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing in… — Anthony de Mello
My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games. — Reggie Fils-Aime
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman
One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George. Isn't it true… — David Lloyd George
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a… — Rachel Vincent
The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement. — Herb Kelleher
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. — Darrell Royal
Monk was a gentle person, gentle and beautiful, but he was strong as an ox. And if I had ever said something about punching Monk… — Miles Davis
If you got up on the bandstand at Minton's and couldn't play, you were not only going to be embarrassed by the people ignoring you… — Miles Davis
There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan… — CM Punk
You can't ask a guy like me why [I performed]. I really wanted to fly through the air. I was a daredevil, a performer. I… — Evel Knievel
Value yourself for what the media doesn't - your intelligence, your street smarts, your ability to play a kick-ass game of pool, whatever. So long… — Jessica Valenti
In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood,… — Diablo Cody
You can't spell bass without ass — Zacky Vengeance
THE REASON I CAN BE 38 AND HAVE TWO KIDS AND WEAR A BIKINI IS BECAUSE I WORK MY ASS OFF. IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT.… — Gwyneth Paltrow
While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass. — Lyndon B. Johnson
Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these… — Bruce Sterling
I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass. — Jim Butcher
CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one. It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction and great material… — Ambrose Bierce
This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass. — Nagwa Fouad

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